extremely serious, non-jokey bitcoin technical analysis from a real actual pro trader

the bitcoin price has fallen from about $90k at the start of the year to $59k right now. as an officially certified pro trader, here is my very serious and not a joke technical analysis (TA) of where we are headed:

with bitcoin on a downtrend, it is important to identify some support levels that it might bounce from. i have identified 3 critical support levels in the $50k-60k range

firstly, i have identified 58008 as a critical support level. this is because if you type 58008 into a calculator and turn it upside down, it spells BOOBS. and boobs are bouncy, so the market should do a bounce off that level

secondly, if that fails to hold, i have identified 53180.08 as another critical support level. this is because 53180.08 typed into a calculator and turned upside down spells BOOBIES. and boobies are bouncy, so the market should do a bounce off that level

finally, if that fails to hold, the last remaining support level is 50135. this is because 50135 typed into a calculator and turned upside down spells SEIOS, which means boobs in Portuguese. this represents international diversification of support levels, a critical skill in becoming a pro crypto trader

this cluster of levels in the 50k range shows that bitcoin has firm support bras in this price range with well-adjusted straps and no sagging

however, we can't stay bullish forever. if it bounces off any of those levels, i'm looking to take profits in the upper 70k range. in particular, i'll be looking to exit my position by selling at 77735. this is because if you type 77735 into a calculator and turn it upside down it spells SELLL